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Once there was a little engine did some other stuff that was involving the president and Conrad's mom who is a whore. It rusted and fell on Justin killing him then Adam laughed at him so someone killed him. After Adam had laughed he choked on, even though he is a master of all that deserves to die but hasent yet. Then Gene Shalit ate Adam and died from the toxic waste seeping out of his freaky Canadian nostriles. The Space Toucans followed the rainbow to Luck Charms and the edge of the earth and fell off the bed, into the pit of mangled monkey carcasses, filling the air with the stench of a nasty pile of horse hair. Later, though, he accidentaly ate a pulsing pile of his own skin, which he then proceded to test the porage made by Mr. Person who was in it for new hair and and of course the incredible need to eat a a cow named maggot infested donkey who was not, not gay or even happy. But more like Joe. Then, Karl Spring added his worthless opinions about weather and attempted to unhinge his jaw with a plastic spoon, but it broke in the side; killing him. In a bloody fit of anger Mr. Person was flung across the buffalo telephone booth and broke his small toe. But, was not killed. Then a magical goat with pink mucous coming from his left nostril Kicked it in the right nostril and got stuck. It should have fallen out, but the pink mucous lodged up further. When suddenly a UFO came from a very small corn stalk and cut off its large intestine, tying it to a elephant ear lobe. Then it hung there struggeling to eat all its Kibbles N' Bits before the raccoons could sit on the �big cactus Eternal Damnation, which was plotting against a poor old big stankey fart. Later, though, a giant piece of cockroach dung fell on his car and he cried in happiness at the piles of cheese on his hyena's tail, and the milking goat was satisfied with the cash settlement. The next day the goat died. The goat's money was in the safe under the pigs thumping heart , which was mauled until raw and thrown away. But lives on in the mountain caves alongside Adam, the Great Cave Dweller who is awesome but not really. He was warned but not really though he really felt extremely intoxicated , so he decided to die right after he killed the man with seventeen tiny heads and thirteen abnormal kidneys that looked like geneticaly altered lima beans, which, after some testing, turned out to be radioactive, and they burned off his eyebrows. Meanwhile, in New Zealand, Xena: Warrior Princess randomly decided to jump off a sled and into Bob Dole's house and you know that he said, �oh my god one plus one does not equal a radioactive chihuahua! but does equal two!� he exclaimed. Then Xena and Ralph Nader ate Al Gore's warm floating noodle rafts by which they planned to take and burn, but ended up eating. Then, after some major discomfort from acid sweat, they had coming from eating one to many flourescant earlobes . They are stupid. A sudden noise scared the hell out of the piles of llamas on the top of the giant sheep heap that smelled like sulfur and pie. It was such a disgusting funk that anyone who walked near it laughed in terror then skipped away, having permiscuous fun wherever they went. Sometime a year later, John Smith arbitrarily decided to fly a kite without his pants or left sock. He was cold. But he flew around the world and only suffered minor injuries to his nasal passage. Once he landed on the moon, a blood vessel in his head ceased to exist. �He became Joe. And was unhappy so he killed some tiny elves all named Noah. The End. |
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