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Once I found a penny on the bottom of an amusement park ride, then choked while on a peanut and joined the freak show, then shot mamer full of heroine, which killed him dead. David's body expolded and was digested by a group of "preppy chicks" and regurgitated into cheese flavored logs. Meanwhile, in Russia, genetically altered rabbits got some Uzis and took out a K-Mart. Then, they horrifically mauled Martha Stewart merchandise while poking the Pillsbury Dough Boy with a bayonet. Then Yngwie Malmsteen came walking around the steaming, orange pile of smething and traveled time back to the Cretatious period, and went hunting for orange chocolate marmots. Then the found Bill Clinton with An intern named �Zoey the one (starring Jet Li)� kicked major ass, the president said. I'm nobodys bitch was the funniest and rode it into the river and swam to Canada, then realized he had no pants. So he used a leaf and said "Yo." Then a gang of Canadan hippies traded their pants for drug money. then all of them smoked something they found which was a chunk of waste left by a homeless guy who ate cats for the President's amusement. The President was his father, then, and still is. The president said, nothing at all. Then he said, "Why is Mamer?" And Mamer said, "I hate me." Then Mamer jumped into a wall and told zeff to stop moving, so he didn't. Then Mamer shot birds and ate Zeff. The end. |
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