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Once Hodge woke up and walked to and frow. Finally he collapsed onto a pile of money filled goodness. Puss and mucus stole his kidneys without notification. That was the end of the day. Flag Day happened without an attack from dingy marmots. Those stingy bastards; what fun they can craft from that, over there. Two people stood on someone's face he yelled and danced and purchased some software, but it was Y2K-noncompliant. So, it exploded. Then it imploded. There was nothing in the car that night, except a kit-kat bar the next morning. It was so nasty that Jesus wasn't even involved. Then, hordes of cattle raided the Vatican and set the table. Making sure to put a dog to work in diamond mines with short ligaments. U2 then flew a U2 into the U2. Bono yelled, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ..." Enough of this, or that? "Hmmm...." Bono was injected with deadly serum and he tapped another CD. Earth said "Norm!" and was trapped by me. Or you? Me. Earth was fat. It dieted. Thanks Atkins it screamed as it gained some weight. The last human died. The end. |
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