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Seventeen water buffalo were shot in Missoula, leading to many water deaths. Investigations were had, adam was not. �Alas, to be determined later was that. A horrendous song came from Pepsi Twist and Acid dancers. It sounded like ass. But was really a puddle of noodle soup. And that's a fact. Jack. So, there, �smack dab on the tac back. The varmint rabbit was a minty. That night, something ate my shorts. And my Stars, was it fun. I ate it more things of Joe's things, yup. After I did, I remembered doing something...What? I am so confused, so I made me a magic flip book of me and my magic flip book. The most magical dacshund gave me rabies. I drooled at the sight of those rabies. Oh man, did I ever go to that ultimate death dance. For eight dollars, Joe came with me. Then all died. What the duece? Then one foggy christmas elf was found sniffing paint cans of lard. He was sentanced to do it right there. "Absolute power will be denied to Andrew," said the elf. He lied. He suffered a heart-attack and Pringles were strewn about his car. Suddenly, fat things did stuff. You shoulda seen my heart when that stuff happened, it almost fell on urine. Veterinarians smell like this: nasty. Joe sneezed. It made it super, so everything tasted like rancid hops. Finally it flopped and so crazy it was. It was that craziness which happened. After that happened, fatness said "hello!" People greeted him with shin kicks. Replies were wift and thoughtful, yet kind and tasty. Ketchup was consumed, digested, and excreted stuff. So anyway, nuns don't even begin to fly starship laser ships without the proper identification (unless every fingernail is purple.) Then they do. And when they deduce the culprit's leprosy. His arm sailed the world in a boat made of doritos. And melted crayons. Not to mention it's painful crackers and humorous soup. Other than that Mars is super. ... Super ugly! Whee! That ought to die horribly, nonstop. Which, if you die, will ensure life. Meaning that Jesus hates you. Which blows, and meanwhile cats found conclusive evidence, proving nothing, the fools! They were suckered into buying time-shares. One was in Rhode Island. I stole his car. so he's stuck under a chair waiting for a pie. Meanwhile, back at the time-share, Right Said Fred? Or was it Jesus Jones? Well, i like to look at the happy hats do book signings. It's fine dude, I must go over and eat them. "Them" being chalupas. ...with large skin and lots of armadillos up to three armadillos. Then TEN armadillos attacked then-president Jimmy Carter's mom made cookies which killed lots of armadillos, up on Dracula Mountain also-know as Vlad-the-Imapler and eating cantaloupe-bastard mountain. "well," said a sheep, "too much alcohol." He sang adrunken hymn. It pierced its ears with golden harmony and honey sticks. Meanwhile, the buffalo at oyster crackers and....soup! It was tasty like Bob Dole, and much easier to fondle. Fin. |
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