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There once lived a nasty old sack of cow hooves named Adam the ass Sucker. Two cats were found mutilated in Andy's backpack, which he ate and choked on. He died. "Wow!" someone said, to the dismay of Andy. "You should pick on Joe." And lo! So Joe angerly jumped in the pit of snakes to save Macrostie's bag of cheese. This bag of cheese was purple and full of ill-gotten money. Joe died, and he lost his cup of joe with the little golden bell dealies tied to his toe. The village people later found Joe lying in a latrine, covered in hyena offal. But, he loved it because he was a transvestite in a homosexuals body with three ears. He was there , then he wasn't. It was sad. Because he was so stupid, he tried to climb Justin's leg but failed, and died. We rejoiced at Madagascar, with hats. All was well. Or was it? That's the end. |
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