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There once was a tree that ate children who slept too much. One day it died a horrible death and was revived by a stuipid, retarted witch. Then the tree mauled a cat and ate its volatile gas spewing out of his ass, and then had a Pepsi. Faulkner strolled by, smelling the lovely pile of horse limbs at the hesvestes dump, and he add some Christmas Trees to anger some Christians by burning hydrogen near their faces and laughing at how their asses are pointy.�Then, in the distance, he saw a figure riding a a horse with no legs and it was dead. The End. |
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