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The beginning: It was quite, dark and smelled. The smell was that of putrid grease, wet cat, and monkeys. "Wha?" said nobody. However, somebody said "Hmm." Or so it appeared ... but alas. 'Twas but a little Irish ditty. Which obviously satisfied that monkey there. Having robbed 10,000,000 Rubels from that man there. "Hey! thats my pants!" He macarena'd. Then, out of everywhere Ebert said "Jimbo." 'Hats on' to mythological rabbit beaters! Unless you are. Thats not fair to the non-believers, but who cares? Jimmy Dean didn't. Now he's dead. Yep. Dead. However, monkeys cannot speak. But if they did they'd die unless they spoke and then died. They didn't wanna but they hadta. Anyway, the opposums danced like they had always wanted Maximum Hank to, for they couldn't clean their dishes. But the Emus smelt of elderberries because their mother threw elderberries at plastic noodles with strudle filled volleyballs. These volleyballs killed a heaping, steaming pile of streams that streamt streamilishly. Later the lasagna, eaten by monkeys, was picked from the pickery and thrown up. Which one? That one. You know it! The fool jibbered. T'was the mere monkey monkey jimbo. People like it when he dances So he didn't not dance. Zyzzyvas were his fiance who died. "CHiPs I say," said the beachball. "Why monkey? Because monkey." "You got that wrong pal," discovered Jo-Jo the chimp. He was a bit angry, so he lopped off... or something ... Anywho, Davy Crockit jumped old-school, mega-hype swiggita-swiznatch. Then, the-guy-with-the-fat-head-and-skinny-body-who's-only-friend-is-Sam-the-Hedghog ran real quick-like down the up escalator. "Gently!" cried Ziggy Ziggy Zambogieni. "Flim-flam!" "Flim-flam?" repeated Worf. Worf was shot, nizzity new style. He died anyway. Worf re-spawned and was disemboweled by his own monkey. James, whose hat exploded, died. All but the hat died alongside him. Then the hat died. "Aww," awwed the other dead. "Jimbo jambo jumbo," said the cat. "Cat, I am," cats can't speak. Unless they have no. No unlesses. Except a few, I'm a liar. Yet I smile. And "adieu," remarked pants, owned by Jimmy Charlie Wyliermider. "Cats can speak!" said the unimportant cat. Why must pigs die? "Well, Timmy, you cannot --" Cats cannot speak. He was an ugly fishmonger. "Orange grapes are great grapes." Ach! Ptui. Was his name. Cats are smart. An occasional belief in flying hampsters. However, it is false. Cats? Bah. Or, is it? ... crap. I forgot. Well, you guess. Endeth. Top: Cheese? |
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