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Once I returned from my island north of checkoslovakia I was mauled. This proved to be horridly exciting. However, it taught Yoda to not maul his students for it was against the policy of Master Chedder-Face. So instead, he mauled Master Chedder-Face. Cheddar-Face liked it, so Yoda continued to eat him and his kids. Then he boogied to the bar where he drank, a-hootin' an' a-hollerin' until the cows boogied on over to join the hootenany and play craps. "What fun craps these are," said the one the others disagreed with often. "I will kill all" said the clown, who killed all. Everyone was killed by that clown. That one there. Not that one. Yes....Thats the ticket. Anywho, the clown died from monkeys in his fingernail. It was hilarious. You shoulda laughed at him because he died. I like making lots of cheese. I like making fun of Joe for his lack of bellbottom jeans with rinestones attached to his nose. He says it is Monday but he lies like a big liar. Thus, Joe must lie again to enter the fortress of Joe Jr. Shabadu. Meanwhile, Kirk is shooting him with ketchup packets. Joe is drinking vodka and brines. He says "they must be puppies!" "yep" a stranger writes on his inner nostril. "What is Joe?" "Well, it's not pleasant, but it's literally insane, and also looks like a weasel on acid." "agreed." said the person mentioned before. But then! It became aparent that the aurora borealis was the northern part of Arizona where the world's corner began. Which one was it? Ah yes, twas the chunky monkey's. Their life partner vomited on President Kang. He was reportedly quite livid. Just then, Kodos was livid too. They were livin' livid. Get it? "No" said somebody. He was strangled. by somebody else named Kang. "Yes" said Kodos? "Well slap my knee," Responded the hobo whose knee got shreded by a rabid rabbit named Carl. The rabbit banked mad green. "Or did it?" The end. |
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