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I accidentally swallowed my thumb. One time I did. It felt like a tuesday, so I sang the song of death, which goes: "Oh, If I had cancer, I would get chemotherapy. I would have surgery. It could be the end of the moinest fo' sho'. Yo." I danced at the par-tay. However, my turtle choked on his cheese cubes. Filling water balloons made me say: "awwww, That's my left nut. Sheesh." Acordingly, I murdered my co-workers, it was a whollottafun.The book burned my face off. It fell into a fiery lake. The Lockness Monster and Godzilla consumed a can of children. He grew turnips and radishes from bean seeds. The night came and went viciously. The CD-R burned my face off. Into the laundry went horrible death. My face burned. Nick flew into the laundry too. Polypropylene was very angry to find a chewed up piece of hope. So angry that he yelled, "I am angry now." As he jumped into a sea of sardine drippings and droppings. It was magical to the large cat who was involved in a large movement of peace and bowels. "Whump!" went the fat, fat man. Thousands of smaller fat frittata. I thought, "wow I have to visit several more school's of ultimate death, so I shall then." Ufo Kirby came to eat Lots turnups. Linus, creator, and Joe Soto, destroyer, fraliced together, laughing gleefully with open heart surgury. "Great pains!" chuckled David Letterman as his shingles receded. Sharpies swam a 4 minute mile in the black of day. Firstly, Robert Mitchum sang a song of death was sung. Sure was, yo. It kicked heiney. Also, lizards were present. They gave off anaphasic radiation which smelled like salmon breath. Jabba lived in a uterus until he was finally 35 at which point he was President. Not of USA; France is where. My hair smells, my cat doesn't, eels ate my face, but I'm going to market to get me... nothing at all. I cried. I slept. Fear was lurking in the bright, sunny road. It was napping. Napping texas style. Walker was there, diabolical. Minks ravaged Sears' lingerie department without success or lots of money. Minks then left. Herings now rule. Keep rollin', rollin', rollin' on down to underground towns in which I ate my nose and vomited toes and was forever in the zone. "Auto Zone?" Correct people are phat, but mostly fat. Phat + fat = Justin and various other crap. Kangaroos wielded machetes, beheading all onlookers. Kangaroo Jack's DVD, that's where it's at? Yeah right! The end. |
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