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Once I was fat, so I jumped off a step. I stubbled but still died and tunas emerged and ate Joe's left shoe. It made me weep. Two Thousand years ago I didn't know anyone, so I cried. Thrice. Then went back to take another shot at winning, but I lost. So the Pope screamed in horror as they ripped MP3 tracks from that one movie was really crappy so I went and smelled it. I feel funny, so I laugh. When I do I think of Scotch brand videocassettes and wish I could dance well. Al Franken walked and climbed seven more times before vomiting and saying "Eww." After that, the two farmers shot eachother. It rained goats' blood from their bellies. Also oatmeal. P.S.: Ow. That hurt. Failing to take action against Kool-Aid they drowned in a vat of it. 'Twas grape soda. The End |
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