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So, on this mountain sat seven scrawny penguins. They chortled in terror as the fearsome squash grew larger. King Rump McDump said "frump stump" Everyone shunned him then killed him. He was too. Vengance was sought, found, and enacted. Then, re-enacted by Ben Matlock. Furthurmore, all were guilty, so all died. Except for the wee kiddies. "Choo-choo-ch'boogie!" shouted one of three possible shouters. Only one of them died. All were assassinated though. Thus, Charles Kuralt set diaper bombs which backfired, spraying urine everywhere. All you people, can't control your bladders. "Two thumbs up a glass of your mom," caterwauled the dancing panda. "Wakka-cha-wakka," wakka-cha-wakkaed 3.5 times. Then entered nuclear launch codes on stilts. "Huzzah!" grunted Toad. "Harifnah!" gruntled Mode. "Chumblewump!" gruntlenated Willie. "Kafaw-shnee-wickle!" All was destruction. On the other hand, at least there were finger, plus lotsa destruction. and a little monkey named "Karlchen". He was a crazy one, I reckon. Yep, he said "Y'know, Joe sucks at life." Blam! That guy ate Joe. "Heheh, ehheehe, hehe, woo," chuckled the fat, which 'sploded crazish. All were mutilated. "Woo." The end. |
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