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In the belly of Joe, the temperature was rising to a level that would kill the average flesh-eating llama named Bob. However, this was not enough to digest Joe's breakfast, which was made of a mixture of arsenic and regurgitated hyena feces which he'd enjoyed. Joe is strange. Strange like a llama named bob who eats aluminum jars filled with air and monkeys, but not really. Then a random event occured. Later, in the middle of Sex Ed. the llama said, "What is this?" The teacher lied to him and was eaten by "this." Bob took a crap through his eyelids, which killed "this." What is "this"? the giant llama did not know. Then, Tucan Sam got his wings With a Redbull, then said, "This Red Bull sucks!" Drinking some more he exploded into the NBC offices, kicking some ass, spitting on Lorne, and generally beating midgets with sticks. "NBA midgets?" He ate some cheese. And then he died. Mr. Greener tried to eat some killer midgets but intead ate some chocolate pie then told jokes, and made everyone cry in terror. Then he went shopping. The End. |
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