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There once was a radioactive chihuahua with a very large left leg it was hindering its forward rotation so he spiraled into the ocean. There he ate a man named Billy Bob Thornton. One would think he was tasty, but they have no ears. So they really wouldn't let him buy a hang glider while intoxicated. Then, a screaming baboon gave him ears and he was very, very disapointed. Later that minute, elvis and his astranged evil twin shot Maximum Hank. However the band used their super-powers to fecalate. Scotish gurus gnawed on fecal rat corpses, which were beggining to decompose into leaves. This proved his theory of Revolutionary Planetiods falling from buildings on to Joe. Joe felt much fatter, he said, I feel fat. He was fat. Everyone believed that. Then Mr. Brick was hurled towards Ewok log jam which was the hellish death pits of the dreadfully disfigured munks. They only inhabited the Northern cudical of Southern China. The End. |
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